shoulda been born a cartoon....

sigh...
really though. a friend of mine even told me I remind him of one of these guys:



but seeing as I am neither yako, wako, nor dot.... here's the next best thing; a local artist turned me into one years back:



what really has me all in a tizzy is he apparently included that illustration in a coloring book he compiled of a lot of his other characters...!!!??!! yeah. I know. how fucking dope is that??!

and the cherry on this amazing double fudge chocolate chunk cookie dough with brownies sundae?...check it:



utter awesomeness... I know.

Debating whether I should spend $3 and download it or swing by his spot and pick one up...

Vampire fangs

She wouldn't look so creepy if she had eyebrows.... and didn't make that face.... yeah, that one.



It was only a matter of time before this happened. Apparently Twilighters are getting vampire fang veneers made. Score! Next time I have an extra $250 you better believe I'm going out to get these made. Ask anyone close to me; I've always wanted fangs. Ask them again; I have worn fangs in the past....during not Halloween. But these look far more realistic, discrete and stable that the ones I applied with various denture cremes hoping and wishing they wouldn't fall out throughout the day.

Check out the vid here
Photo and video link courtesy of spoiledpretty.blogspot.com

D D D D D D Dora

Since I've introduced you to me know I shall introduce you to Dora. She is my cat. She is all black, see:

I will be talking about her from time to time so I suggest you two get acquainted now.
Watch out, she bites! But it's her way of playing. She never breaks skin, I swear.

That's enough of that.
♥Oni

it's personal

obligatory "hello"

this is my personal blog. i have another @ bodypolitik.net/blog but for the sake of branding that should be kept to things relating to the cut and sew operation i run. here you will find my regular shenanigans. enjoy! although it is rather sparse @ the moment....

♥oni